Why did the ghost go to the dance party?
Because he heard it was going to be a "graveyard smash"!
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
Why did the vampire become an artist?
Because he heard it was a great way to draw blood!
. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo-boos!
What room can't ghosts go in?
The living room!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
Because they're too wrapped up in themselves
