What do witches put in their hair?
scare spray
What animal is best at baseball?
A bat
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships
What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
The neck
What's a monster's favourite bean?
A human bean (being)
Why don't skeletons like dancing?
Because they have no body to dance with.
Why didn't the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there was no point to it.
What was the witch's favourite subject in school?
Spell-ing!
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!
What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
a sand-witch
Where do ghosts go swimming?
the DEAD sea
What's a scarecrow's favorite food?
A straw-berry
What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
His dentist!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady
