There are only 2 barbers in town. One has a messy haircut and one has a clean haircut. Who do you go to?
The one with the messy hair because the other barber has a clean haircut that was cut by the messy hair baber. You can't cut your own hair.
20
You stop at green and go at red. What am I?
A watermelon
15
You’re in a race and you pass the person in second place. What place are you in now?
Second Place
20
You are in a dark room with a box of matches. On a table are a candle, an oil lamp, and a log of firewood. What do you light first?
The match! Can’t light any of those things without a lit match.
10
Two people were playing chess. They both won. How is this possible?
They were playing two different games, against other opponents.
20
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
20
A girl throws a ball as hard as she can. It comes back to her, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
She throws it straight up in the air!
20
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue.
10
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
20
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses does not know that they are using it. What is it?
A coffin
15
It’s shorter than the rest but when you’re happy you raise it up like it’s the best. What is it?
