How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-wich
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare center
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet
Why was the broom late?
It over swept
Why do skeletons stay so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin
Where do ghosts go on holidays?
The Boohamas
What position does the ghost play in soccer?
Ghoul-keeper
What is the most scary US city?
Mali-boo
