If a plane crashes on the border of Germany and Poland where do you bury the survivors?
You don't bury surviviors
How many birthdays does the average man have?
ONE. You're only born once.
Val is older than Jay. Dina is younger than Harry. Suri is older than Val but younger than Dina. Who is the oldest?
There's a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren't any. It is a one-story house
How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
One. After that it isn't empty any more
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
One time. After that it is not 25 anymore
What's the hidden word?
A limo driver is going the wrong way down a one way street. He goes past four police officers along the way, But none of them stop him. One even smiled and waved. Why didn’t the police stop him?
What's the word?
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
Give one girl an apple in the basket
Answer the question
The letter E
Pronounced as one letter, But written with three, Two letters there are, And only two in me. I am double, I’m single, “I’m black, blue, and gray, “I’m read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
There are tree mistake in this sentence. What are they?
‘Tree’ should be ‘three’; ‘mistake’ should be ‘mistakes’; there are only two mistakes, not three, so stating there are three is the third mistake.
You’re driving a bus. 4 people get on & 3 people get off. At the next stop, 8 people get on & 10 people get off. Then, 6 people get on & 2 more people get off. Do you have enough information to know the color of the bus driver's eyes?
Yes. They are the color of your eyes (you are driving the bus).
Make one word from all these jumbled letters: o r e n o d w
All of Mary’s cousins have an Aunt Lucille, but Mary does not. How can that be?
Lucille is Mary’s mother.
Why is it against the law for a man living in North Dakota to be buried in South Dakota?