You look like a clown!
JK / OMG / U2 / RLY?
Good bye, take care!
CUL / CUL8R / CYA / CU / TYSM / SYS
I have to work.
OIC / TTYL / BRB / CUL8R
When are you coming home?
ASAP / 2MORROW / L8R / L8 / 2NITE
A: How do you throw a space party? B: You planet!
LOL / XD
I had an accident while I was riding my bike.
RUOK / OMG / RLY? / UOK?
I have the same opinion as you!
GMTA / RLY?
A: Did you go to the party? B: Yes, I did. .......... you looked beautiful in that dress.
BTW / TBH / OMG
Dentist: "You need a crown." - Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
ROTFL / LOL
