Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
