What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sandwich
What has hands but can not clap?
A clock
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree
If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
There isn't any smoke, it’s an electric train.
What room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What can you hear but not touch or see?
Your voice
What is the center of gravity?
The letter 'v'
Who can shave 20 times a day but still have a beard?
A barber
What kind of rocks are at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean?
Wet rocks
The capital of France is P___s. Can you spell it?
"i t"
Take away my skin and I will not cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
What doesn't get wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?
Water
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
Why are football stadiums cold?
Because there is a fan in every seat.
