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What kind of water cannot freeze? /hɒt ˈwɔːtə/

Hot water

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What fish only swims at night? /ə ˈstɑːfɪʃ/

a starfish

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What is full of holes but still holds water? /ə spʌnʤ/

A sponge

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Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon? /bɪˈkɒz ɪt wəz fʊl/

Because it was full

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What is the least spoken language in the world? /saɪn ˈlæŋgwɪʤ/

Sign language

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What did one eye say to the other eye? /bɪˈtwiːn jʊ ənd miː ˈsʌmθɪŋ smelz/

Between you and me something smells.

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Why did the Maths book look so sad? /bɪˈkɒz ɪt həd lɒts əv ˈprɒbləmz/

Because it had lots of problems

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Why do dogs run in circles? /ɪt ɪz tuː hɑːd tə rʌn ɪn skweəz/

It is too hard to run in squares

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What instrument to skeletons like to play? /ə trɒmˈbəʊn/

A TROM BONE (HUESO) TROMBONE

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Why do witches fly on brooms? /bɪˈkɒz ˈvækjʊəm ˈkliːnəz kɑːnt flaɪ/

BECAUSE VACUUM CLEANERS CAN'T FLY

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What breaks every time you name it? /ˈsaɪləns/

silence

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What did the bee say to the flower? /ˈheˈləʊ ˈhʌnɪ/

Hello honey

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Why did the old man fall in the well? /bɪˈkɒz hiː kʊdnt siː ðæt wel/

Because he couldn't see that well.

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How many apples grow on a tree? /ɔːl əv ðəm/

All of them

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? /ˈnəʊbədɪ nəʊz/

Nobody knows

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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? /jʊ ˈnevə siː ə ˈkærət ˈweərɪŋ ˈglɑːsɪz/

YOU NEVER SEE A CARROT WEARING GLASSES

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