Why are football stadiums cold?
Because there is a fan in every seat.
What starts with ‘p’ and ends with ‘e’ and has over 1000 letters?
A post office
What starts with ‘e’, ends with ‘e’ and has one letter?
Envelope
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
The more you have of me, the less you can see. What am I?
The dark.
What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days and leaves on Thursday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name is Friday.
When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you do not have me. What am I?
A secret
