What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella
What can you hold in your right hand but never your left hand?
Your left hand
Many teeth, no bite
A comb
How far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway - the other half you walk out
What kind of band does not play music?
A rubber band
You walk into a room that contains a match, kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
Sara has four daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
5, four daughters and one son
Spelled forewards I am what you do every day, spelled backward I am something you hate.
Live / Evil
No matter how much you use me, you change me every month.
A calender
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
Your mother
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?
Time
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?
A die (dice)
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror
