How do you count cows?
With a cowculator!
What did one dairy cow say to the other?
Got milk?
What do you call a sad cow?
Moo-dy
What do cows read in the morning
A moos-paper!
How do you know which cow is the best dancer?
See which one has the best moo-ves!
What does the cow band play?
Moo-sic!
What do you call a cow jumping on a trampoline?
A milkshake!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the milky way
What happens when a cow laughs?
Milk comes out of its nose!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side
Why did the two cows not like each other?
They had beef.
