What’s black and white and blue?
A sad zebra.
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
How far can a fox run into the woods?
Only halfway, otherwise it would be running out of the woods!
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
A clock
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn’t raining.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Shorter. (Short + ‘er’)
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp.
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers.
Mr. Blue lives in the Blue house. Mrs. Yellow lives in the Yellow House. Mr. Orange lives in the orange house. Who lives in the White House?
The President
: A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains, what is it?
Dozens.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18: 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English,’ and 8 in ‘alphabet.’
If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?
plastic, all greenhouses are made of plastic.
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make it a longer line?
Draw a short line next to it and now it’s the longer line.
How can a leopard change its spots?
By moving from one spot to another.
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
trouble!!
