Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb!
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
You call it a slipper!
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
It's 2:30! (tooth - hurty)
How does a penguin build a home?
Igloos it together! (He glues it together)
Why don't skeletons go to the movies?
Because they have no body to go with!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick, of course!
What do you say if a doctor tells you that you are going deaf?
You say, "What?" (That news is very hard to hear.)
What do you say if someone says, "I'll call you later"?
You say, Don't call me "Later!" That isn't my name!
What is the tallest building in the world?
The library is the tallest because it has the most stories!
Why did Patrick fall into the well?
Because he could not see that well!
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it's two-tired!
Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
There was no room left because the moon was full that night!
