Pronounce: This tea is totally terrible
Pronounce like an American: Hillary Clinton better be bartering in the Centre
Hillary Clinnon bedder be bardering in the cenner
Pronounce like a Posh British person: class, Grass, path!
clo0o0o0o0s, gro0o0o0ss, po0o0oth
Pronounce 'grass' in 3 ways!
American, Southern British, Northern English/Scottish/Irish
Pronounce like an English person: The student's new tuna is due on Tuesday!
The styudent's nyew tyuna is dyu on Tyuesday
OPEN YOUR MOUTH: my mother is opening bacon
Don't speak with your mouth closed!
Pronounce: do you wanna bop in a shop or mope in a boat?
/bɒp/ in a /ʃɑp/ or /moʊp/ in a /boʊt/?
Pronounce: She left her sheet on the beach.
Not: she left her sh*t on the b*tch
Pronounce: What is wrong with Welsh water?
Not: vat is vrong vith Velsh voter
What are the two types of TH?
1st type: the, then, there 2nd type: think, thank
Pronounce: thorough
/ˈθʌɹoʊ/, /ˈθɜɹoʊ/
Pronounce: I got up and found my files corrupt.
Use a short 'u', not a 'oo'. /ʌp/ not /u:p/
Shout the word 'onomotopoeia' correctly with more than 2 people at one!
O-NO-MAT-O-PEE-A
Name 4 English accents that are *not* nationalities!
E.g. scouse, cockney, Southern (American), Jersey, Brummie, Geordie, pirate
Wild card! Pretend you are eating a sandwich, your name is Brenda and you are from Ireland.
Good acting = 25 points.
Wild card: Pretend your name is Max, you are 48, your wife is pregnant, and you speak with a Posh (RP) English accent!
Full points for convincing acting/accent
