I have to be opened, but I don't have a lid or a key to get in. What am I?
An egg.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold.
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
cupcake
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
hiccup
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
A comb.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror.
Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
Tom's mother slid a newspaper under a door, each sibling standing on each side.
