What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sandwich
What has hands but can not clap?
A clock
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree
If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
There isn't any smoke, it’s an electric train.
What room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What can you hear but not touch or see?
Your voice
Who can shave 20 times a day but still have a beard?
A barber
Take away my skin and I will not cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
What doesn't get wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?
Water
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
Why are football stadiums cold?
Because there is a fan in every seat.
What starts with ‘p’ and ends with ‘e’ and has over 1000 letters?
A post office
What starts with ‘e’, ends with ‘e’ and has one letter?
Envelope
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
The more you have of me, the less you can see. What am I?
The dark.
