If you’re a morning person you cannot be trusted.
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Concerts are a waste of money: just watch music videos.
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Avocado tastes like nothing. It's flavorless.
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Broccoli is one of the tastiest vegetables out there.
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Mint and chocolate don't go well together.
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Making the bed is a pointless chore.
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Cold water is better for bathing than hot water.
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Watching a movie at home is better than watching a movie in theaters.
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Strawberries get more credit than they deserve.
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Putting a period at the end of a text makes it seem more aggressive.
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Rainy days are more enjoyable than sunny days.
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Staying friends with your exes is fine and healthy.
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Travelling is a waste of money.
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Christmas isn’t the best holiday.
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Anything fewer than four “ha”s in a “hahahaha” text is rude.
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Dating apps aren’t a good foundation for a relationship.
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