What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem
What animal is best at baseball?
A bat
What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
The neck
What's worse than being a five-ton witch?
Being her broom
Why don't skeletons like dancing?
Because they have no body to dance with.
Why didn't the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there was no point to it.
What was the witch's favourite subject in school?
Spell-ing!
What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
His dentist!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist
What can't you give a headless horseman?
A headache
Why did the vampire get fired from his job at the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet
What room is useless for ghosts?
The Living Room!
What do you call Jack with a head but no body?
Jack-o-lantern
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuums are too heavy
