What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem
What animal is best at baseball?
A bat
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships
What's a monster's favourite bean?
A human bean (being)
Why don't skeletons like dancing?
Because they have no body to dance with.
Why didn't the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there was no point to it.
What was the witch's favourite subject in school?
Spell-ing!
In the Halloween dark when gone is the sun, I'll light your way when carved as a lantern. What am I?
A pumpkin
A symbol of death, that no body owns, no heart have I, nor flesh on my bones. What am I?
A skeleton
Often used by witches to cast their spell, a slimy creature am I, and ugly as well. What am I?
A toad
What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
His dentist!
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady
What can't you give a headless horseman?
A headache
Why did the vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet
