A book just fell on my head. I only have myshelf to blame.
my shelf
Did you hear the joke about the little mountain. It is hill-arilous
Hill is another word for little mountain
I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Y is the 26th letter
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch
patch
What is a snowman's favorite condiment? Chilly Sauce
Chilly/Chili
Where to t-rexes shop? A dino-store
Dinosaur/dino-store
What do astronauts do before throwing a party in space? They planet.
Plan it/planet
What do cats do when they need a break while watching a movie? Put it on paws.
Paws/pause
Why did the clock get shushed in the library? It was tocking too loud.
Talking/tocking
What is a writing utensils favorite state? Pencil-vania
pencil/pennsylvania
Which superhero is best at baseball? Batman!`
Bats
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
Ruff/rough
What did the spider make online? A website
Web/web
What did the duck say when it was buying groceries? Put it on my bill.
Bill/bill
What do you call a duck that makes jokes? A wise-quacker.
Quacker/craker
