What's a snake's favorite class at school?
Hissss-tory
What subject is the easiest for witches?
Spell-ing
What room at school has the most stories?
The library
What animal lives in a school?
Fish
What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A blackboard
How to bees go to school?
By a school buzz
Why did the student eat his homework with a fork?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake
Why was the math book sad on the first day of school?
Because it had so many problems.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
Because her students were so bright!
I have a back and legs but I don’t have hair. You sit on me, which makes me a _ _ _ _ _
CHAIR!
What animal cheats on its tests?
A cheetah
What school does ice cream go to?
Sundae school
Why was the teacher angry at the student for something he didn’t do?
Because he didn’t do his homework
What is a cow’s favorite day at school?
When it goes on a field trip
Despite my name, I am not a queen. When you hold me up to things, their length is seen. What am I?
A ruler
When you come to school on Monday, you find out that class has been delayed. Your class will be three days after the day before the day after tomorrow. What day is your class?
Friday
