Why are _________ so good at video games? Because they have nine lives!
Cats
What do you say to a ________ in the road? Mooo-ve!
cow
What's black and white and blue? A depressed __________
zebra
Can an ___________ jump higher than the empire state building? Of course, buildings can't jump.
kangaroo
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left? ___________
Bye son (bison).
What do you call a _________ in the desert? Lost
penguin
Why did the baby ________ need a new suitcase for her vacation? Because she only had a little trunk.
elephant
What do you call a _______ that does karate? A pork chop.
pig
What's orange and sounds like a _________? A carrot.
parrot
What do you call a _________ who solves crimes? An investigator.
alligator
What do you call a ________ caught in the rain? A drizzly ______.
bear
What kind of _________ is bigger than an elephant? A giant.
ant
What's more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling ______.
bee
Why do _______ fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
birds
What do ________ say when they kiss? Ouch!
porcupines
