Is an old $100 note worth more than a new one?
Yes, it's worth $99 more.
What's gray?
A melted Penguin!
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says "spit out your gum" and the train says "chew chew"
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match!
Why did the tree cut down the man?
Because it was bad tree.
What do call a fish with no eyes?
F-S-H
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The answer is... I don't know!
What get wetter the more it dries?
Ice.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint! They smell the same.
What bird movie won an Oscar?
Lord of the WIngs!
What bird is with you at every meal?
A swallow
Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running away from the ball!
What did the farmer say when he found his tractor?
There's my tractor!
What is a snake's favorite subject?
Hissssssstory!
What kind of ant is really good at math?
An account-ant
