SHORT JOKES IN ENGLISH | Baamboozle - Baamboozle

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? /ˈnəʊbədɪ nəʊz/

NOBODY KNOWS

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he doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'/ðə ˈdɒktə əˈgen ('Yes) jʊ ə ˈverɪ ˈʌglɪ (too')/

THE DOCTOR AGAIN: YES, YOU ARE VERY SICK

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What did one eye say to the other eye? /bɪˈtwiːn jʊ ənd miː ˈsʌmθɪŋ smelz/

BETWEEN YOU AND ME SOMETHING SMELLS

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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? /jʊ ˈnevə siː ə ˈkærət ˈweərɪŋ ˈglɑːsɪz/

YOU NEVER SEE A CARROT WEARING GLASSES

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What fish only swims at night? /ə ˈstɑːfɪʃ/

A STARFISH

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eraser

Reset score!

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fairy

Take points!

fairy

Take points!

lifesaver

Give 20 points!

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Q: What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters? /ðə pəʊst ˈɒfɪs/

A POST OFFICE

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I want to share everything with you. /lets stɑːt frɒm jə bæŋk əˈkaʊnt/

LET`S START FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

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How much do you love me? /aɪ æm ðə ˈməʊbaɪl ənd jʊ ə miː (SIM)/

I AM THE MOBILE AND YOU ARE MY SIM

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trap

No points!

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seesaw

Swap points!

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gift

Win 20 points!

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banana

Go to last place!

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Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? /ˈstjuːdənt nəʊ hiː dɪd ɪt ɔːl baɪ hɪmˈself/

STUDENT¨: NO, HE DID IT ALL BY HIMSELF

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How many apples grow on a tree? /ɔːl əv ðəm/

ALL OF THEM

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"Did you enjoy your first day at school?" /fɜːst deɪ/ /duː jʊ miːn aɪ həv tə gəʊ bæk təˈmɒrəʊ/

FIRST DAY, YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW?

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Why did the old man fall in the well? /bɪˈkɒz hiː kʊdnt siː ðæt wel/

BECAUSE HE COULDN¡T SEE THAT WELL

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banana

Go to last place!

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fairy

Take points!

rocket

Go to first place!

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baam

Lose 20 points!

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Why did the Maths book look so sad? /bɪˈkɒz ɪt həd lɒts əv ˈprɒbləmz/

BECAUSE IT HAD LOTS OF PROBLEMS

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