The animal rights activist who beat up the butcher shouldn't go to prison because he is really sincere about what he's doing.

The accused killer had been brought up as a devout Christian, so the community was very surprised when he turned out to be a violent psychopath.

"Cow-Abunga" yoghurts must be good for you since they're made with 100% natural and organic ingredients!

Because he played and sang Irish music so beautifully, Torvald astonished his fans when he revealed that he was actually Norwegian.

Rock music is definitely a part of today's society, so it must be basically a good thing.

Tom would never hurt anyone's feelings because he's very sensitive himself.

Cats don't lay eggs because they're mammals.

John is an attorney, so all he cares about is money.

You should be able to laugh aloud whenever you want to, wherever you are, because it's good for your mind and body.