_________ about ________ is that they're supposedly hard-working, but they're constantly on holiday! (funny thing, Germans)

_________ that I enjoy the most by far is Cacaolat, although __________ is almost always incredibly enjoyable. (chocolate milk)

________ happened today! I accidentally stabbed myself while trying to touch a rose at the Jardines del Real. :) :( (funny thing)

_____________ is definitely a favourite among Valencians, and parents laugh when their children injure themselves. (dark humour)

________ is a great beverage for convincing yourself you're healthy and sophisticated. ________ I really enjoy is the ginger one from Mercadona. (tea)

_________ approaching Valencia becomes more famous, bigger, faster, and more radioactive by the second. (famous giant radioactive lizard)

"It was _________, officer. I confused 'human' and 'jamon'," said the cannibal. (honest mistake)

_______ in the USA got 62% richer during the pandemic [distant guillotine noises]. (super rich)

Bosnia and Herzegovina is __________ country that only exists to compete in the Eurovision song contest. (European)

Cabanyal is popular with __________ and _______. It's a perfect combination of cosy retirement vibes and reggaeton-inspired hangovers. (elderly, youth)

This Baamboozle isn't ___________ so much as it's an excuse to have fun after your writing exam. (useful exercise)

I think that _______ over there with the chicken on a dog leash tried to steal my iPad to buy more chickens. (man)