Much obliged for your generous offerings

Do I have your permission to go spend a penny/ evacuate my bowels/ visit the little boys or girls room/ go to a private room to do unspeakable things?

Never before have I held such low regard for someone else's opinion.

It is my recommendation that you partake in this activity.

I beg you to desist

Playing tennis fills me with such joy.

I posses a feline companion

Would you mind purchasing some milk?

He is the epitome of evil / evil personified

the likes of which can be demonstrated thusly

There is a very slim outside chance that we may derive entertainment from this

My residence's faulty heating system is the sole cause of my shivering and glacial temperatures.

My sincerest apologies