“Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained.”

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?”

“Patience you must have my young Padawan.”

“Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have.”

“Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.”

“Secret, shall I tell you? Grand Master of Jedi Order am I. Won this job in a raffle I did, think you?”

“Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.”

“Named must your fear be before banish it you can.”

“Happens to every guy sometimes this does.”

“You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.”