A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so

What kind of band never plays music?

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?

A is the brother of B. B is the brother of C. C is the father of D. So how is D related to A?

I have to be opened, but I don't have a lid or a key to get in. What am I?

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

What has legs, but doesn't walk?

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.