What has legs, but doesn't walk?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R, to spell just one word. What is it?

I run along your property and all around the backyard, yet I never move. What am I?

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

What 8 letter-word can have a letter taken away and still make a word? Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.

What kind of band never plays music?