What kind of key cannot open any door?

What teaches without talking?

My bite is strong enough to crush a bowling ball. I'm one of the biggest land mammals and will eat meat. But, about 3/4 of my diet is berries, leaves, and nuts. What am I?

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Why do fish always sing off key?

What kind of music do balloons hate?

You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

How did yoda get his first lead?

What word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle?

What do you call a hippie's wife?

I can't taste sugar because I don't have sweet taste buds. But, I am a very popular pet and have been for a very long time. What animal am I?