“Oh, don't be a spoilsport. Gossip is sexy. Gossip is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should!”

“You are not in Disneyland,” he said. “The little people you see running around over here are not Mouseketeers. Some of them are friendly, and some of them have a strong desire to kill you. If you remember that, and manage to kill them befo

“There was one thing my murderer didn't understand; he didn't understand how much a father could love his child.”

"They tell you to do your own thing but they don't mean it. They don't want you to do your thing, not unless it happens to be their thing, too"

“I am very interested and fascinated how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other.”

“Accident ruled every corner of the universe except the chambers of the human heart.”

“It's a good thing most people bleed on the inside or this would be a gory, blood-smeared earth.”

“Your Doppelgänger will regurgitate on your soul!”

“He saw the irresistible allure of high school sports, but he also saw an inevitable danger in adults’ living vicariously through their young. And he knew of no candle that burned out more quickly than that of the high school athlete.”

“Sometimes it seemed to him that his life was delicate as a dandelion. One little puff from any direction, and it was blown to bits.”

“I have survived. I am here. Confused, screwed up, but here. So, how can I find my way? Is there a chain saw of the soul, an ax I can take to my memories or fears?”

“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”

“Like my mother said, you can't go back to holding hands”