At lunch, someone looks at their friend’s food and says, "Wow, that’s a gourmet meal you’ve got there. How did you get so lucky with cafeteria food?"

A student is worried about their speech presentation, and their friend says, “Don’t worry, no one’s really going to listen to you anyway.”

During a group discussion, one student says to another, “You talk so much. I guess someone has to love hearing their own voice.”

After getting a low score on a quiz, a student says to their friend, “It’s kind of impressive how you manage to get worse grades every time.”

After borrowing a pen and not returning it for a week, a student says to their friend, "Oh, I’m so sorry for holding onto your pen. I’m sure it ruined your life to not have it for, like, five days."

A student trips over their own feet, and their friend says, "Wow, and here I thought you were trying out for the Olympic gymnastics team with moves like that!"

At lunch, someone looks at their friend’s food and says, "Wow, that’s a gourmet meal you’ve got there. How did you get so lucky with cafeteria food?"

After a friend finishes a drawing, their classmate says, "Wow, Michelangelo better watch out! Your stick figures are on another level."

A student is nervous before a big exam, and their friend says, "Oh, come on, you’ve studied for like two whole hours! You’re totally going to crush it, Einstein."

A student shows up wearing something new, and another student says, “Oh wow, did you pull that out of your grandma’s closet?”

A student accidentally spills their water all over the table, and their friend says, "Oh, great job. Next time, maybe try pouring it into a glass instead of onto everything."

After gym class, one student tells another, “You really should think about using deodorant.”

A friend sees someone freaking out over a small test and says, “Oh no, you might get an A-minus. How will you survive?”