A classmate drops their pencil for the tenth time, and their friend says, “Maybe your hand is just allergic to pencils.”

A student accidentally spills their water all over the table, and their friend says, "Oh, great job. Next time, maybe try pouring it into a glass instead of onto everything."

A friend sees someone freaking out over a small test and says, “Oh no, you might get an A-minus. How will you survive?”

A student proudly shows they finished their homework, and their friend says, "Whoa, did you actually finish it before the last minute? Who even are you?"

Someone says to their friend, “Hey, I like your shoes. They really bring out the 'I don’t care what I look like' vibe.”

After borrowing a pen and not returning it for a week, a student says to their friend, "Oh, I’m so sorry for holding onto your pen. I’m sure it ruined your life to not have it for, like, five days."

A student is nervous before a big exam, and their friend says, "Oh, come on, you’ve studied for like two whole hours! You’re totally going to crush it, Einstein."

A student shows up wearing something new, and another student says, “Oh wow, did you pull that out of your grandma’s closet?”

After a friend finishes a drawing, their classmate says, "Wow, Michelangelo better watch out! Your stick figures are on another level."

After getting a low score on a quiz, a student says to their friend, “It’s kind of impressive how you manage to get worse grades every time.”

A student is worried about their speech presentation, and their friend says, “Don’t worry, no one’s really going to listen to you anyway.”

One student says to another, “Yeah, um, we’re not inviting you to hang out this weekend. You kind of ruin the vibe.”