Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

If you see an electric train headed east at 70 an hour but there is a wind blowing in from the west at 80 miles an hour, which way is the smoke from the train going to blow?

A cowboy rode to an inn on Wednesday. He stayed two nights and left on Wednesday. How could that be?

What has a head and a tail but no body?

Ten copycats were sitting in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries?

People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?

Paul the polar bear had a birthday party, with each guest bringing five fish. A nasty little penguin stole two fish but there were still 198 fish left. How many people came to the party?

Jeff’s dad has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ___?

How many letters are there in: the English alphabet?

Rico the rabbit eats 1 carrot on Sunday, 2 carrots on Monday, 4 carrots on Tuesday, and so on. How many carrots does he eat every week?

Turn us on our backs and open up our stomachs, and you will be the wisest but at the start a lummox. What are we?

What has a mouth but doesn’t eat? A bank with no money? A bed but doesn’t sleep and waves but no hands?