Would you rather...have your head be 10 times the size it is now OR have your head be 5 times smaller than it is now?

Would you rather turn into a character from your favorite video game (and have to live in that video game world) OR turn into a character from your favorite movie (and have to live in that movie world)?

Would you rather go 5 miles on a Pogo stick or 10 miles on a unicycle?

Would you rather...lose the ability to see for one year OR lose the ability to hear for one year?

Would you rather eat a rotten apple or a moldy loaf of bread?

Would you rather have to sit completely still all day or be completely silent all day?

Would you rather...have to walk a mile, barefoot through a road of dead fish OR walk a mile, barefoot through a road of marbles?

Would you rather...eat your favorite food everyday for three years OR never get to eat your favorite food ever again?

Would rather eat a pizza covered in caterpillars or covered in beetles?

Would you rather have to wear a clown wig for the rest of your life OR wear giant clown shoes for the rest of your life?

Would you rather eat a plate of cow intestines or a plate of chicken livers?

Would you rather have millions of dollars but have no friends or have hardly any money but have a lot of friends?