You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

Three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts. Now if three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts, how many thoughts did each thief think?

The cook took a good look at the cookery book. (x2)

If you can't can any candy can, how many candy cans can a candy canner can if he can can candy cans?

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches? (x2)

English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker!

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flap in the flue.

Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not, whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot, we'll weather the weather whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.

Good, better, best, never let it rest, till your good is better, and your better best.