What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?

A man who was extremely short lived on the top floor of his apartment building. On days when it was raining he took the elevator to his apartment and on days when it was not raining he just took the stairs. Why did he do this?

What has a head, a tail but no body?

What is the capital in France?

I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone, and cities with no buildings. What am I?

Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his backpack open and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?

You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?

I am a galixy and a food, what am I?

The person who makes it has no need for it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

What always ends everything?

You buy me to eat but you never eat me. What am I?

A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?

A man was walking in the desert on an especially hot day. In the distance, the man saw a restaurant. He rejoiced & ran to the restaurant & immediately asked the waiter for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter brought him a gun. Why?