The person who makes it has no need for it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

What is the capital in France?

One knight, a ninja, and a pirate were on a ship. The ship began to sink. The ninja and the pirate jumped into a lifeboat before the ship went underwater. Who died?

What ancient invention allows people to see through walls?

A man was walking in the desert on an especially hot day. In the distance, the man saw a restaurant. He rejoiced & ran to the restaurant & immediately asked the waiter for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter brought him a gun. Why?

An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go?

I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone, and cities with no buildings. What am I?

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands?

A man who was extremely short lived on the top floor of his apartment building. On days when it was raining he took the elevator to his apartment and on days when it was not raining he just took the stairs. Why did he do this?

What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?

A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?

Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his backpack open and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?