You buy me to eat but you never eat me. What am I?

What can’t be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands?

One knight, a ninja, and a pirate were on a ship. The ship began to sink. The ninja and the pirate jumped into a lifeboat before the ship went underwater. Who died?

Bob's parents have 3 sons June, January what is the last ones name

A man was walking in the desert on an especially hot day. In the distance, the man saw a restaurant. He rejoiced & ran to the restaurant & immediately asked the waiter for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter brought him a gun. Why?

I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone, and cities with no buildings. What am I?

What always ends everything?

The person who makes it has no need for it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?

A man who was extremely short lived on the top floor of his apartment building. On days when it was raining he took the elevator to his apartment and on days when it was not raining he just took the stairs. Why did he do this?

What has a head, a tail but no body?