I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch (x3)

Where do cows go for entertainment?

My mums are British

You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York (x3)

Action or thing? MONEY

Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine _ _ _ _ _.

No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.

Why does the computer sneeze? Because it has a _ _ _ _ _!

When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor? (x2

Action or thing? THINK

How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They _ _ _ _!

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

Eleven benevolent elephants (x3)