I have a plug, but no bath. I have ink, but no pen. I have paper, but no news. And I have a cable, but no tv. What am I?

What has arms and legs, but no head?

We are not flesh, feather, scales nor bone, yet we still have fingers and thumbs of our own. What are we?

I have a big mouth and I'm quite a load. I'm not gossip, but I get involved in everyone's dirty business. What am I?

I am a king or queen, but also a common device to measure. What am I?

One sheet, two sheets, three sheets or four... some use less and some use more. What am I?

What can't be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

I have a face that doesn't frown, I have hands that do not wave, and I have no mouth. I have a familiar sound, and I don't walk, but I move around. What am I?

| don't go out and play, I just stay home all day. I'm nice you might agree, but mostly your feet just rub on me?

What is filled six days a week, but if you don't own it you can't take a peek?

What's black and white and read all over?

Here is the place where the scared(y) cat sleeps, you won't find any treasures under his feet. Of old dirty socks, you'll follow the smell, and find your next clue where the monsters dwell.

When I put on my clothes, it takes off its clothes. What is it?