Some take me in the morning, others take me in the evening, but one thing you should know, that when I'm "taken" - I don't really go anywhere. What am I?

One sheet, two sheets, three sheets or four... some use less and some use more. What am I?

What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?

I have a big mouth and I'm quite a load. I'm not gossip, but I get involved in everyone's dirty business. What am I?

The more I dry, the wetter I become?

I have a plug, but no bath. I have ink, but no pen. I have paper, but no news. And I have a cable, but no tv. What am I?

What has a ring, but no finger?

| don't go out and play, I just stay home all day. I'm nice you might agree, but mostly your feet just rub on me?

What can't be burned in a fire nor drowned in water?

I have a face that doesn't frown, I have hands that do not wave, and I have no mouth. I have a familiar sound, and I don't walk, but I move around. What am I?

Here is the place where the scared(y) cat sleeps, you won't find any treasures under his feet. Of old dirty socks, you'll follow the smell, and find your next clue where the monsters dwell.

My words number quite many (like pen, pent, and penny), my title you will discover, is explained under my cover?