“Happens to every guy sometimes this does.”

“Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained.”

“Patience you must have my young Padawan.”

“Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have.”

“Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.”

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?”

“You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.”

“Named must your fear be before banish it you can.”

“Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.”

“Secret, shall I tell you? Grand Master of Jedi Order am I. Won this job in a raffle I did, think you?”