“Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.”

“Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained.”

“Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.”

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?”

“Patience you must have my young Padawan.”

“Happens to every guy sometimes this does.”

“Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have.”

“You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.”

“Named must your fear be before banish it you can.”

“Secret, shall I tell you? Grand Master of Jedi Order am I. Won this job in a raffle I did, think you?”