Would you rather eat turkey OR pizza for Thanksgiving?

Would you rather have your teacher over to your house for Thanksgiving dinner OR eat Thanksgiving dinner at your teacher's house

Would you rather eat a bowl of raw pumpkin OR a bowl of raw potatoes?

Would you rather eat pumpkin pie OR apple pie?

Would you rather take a bath in turkey gravy OR take a bath in jello?

Would you rather go Black Friday shopping OR watch football?

Would you rather turn into a turkey on Thanksgiving OR turn into an elf on Christmas?

Would you rather have to eat turkey for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a week after Thanksgiving OR have to wear a pilgrim costume to school for a week after Thanksgiving

Would you rather always smell like turkey OR always smell like gravy?

Would you rather go for a week with only gobbling like a turkey OR only quacking like a duck??

Would you rather burp loudly at Thanksgiving dinner OR spill your drink?

Would you rather only be able to whisper OR only be able to shout everything you say during Thanksgiving dinner?