Future Career: International Soccer Statistician and Part-Time Pirate Accountant -- Future Achievement: Wins the Nobel Prize in “Applied Soccer Geometry.”

He/she writes books about detectives who solve crimes using impossible equations and suspicious library records. The novels become so popular that schools accidentally assign them as homework for both English and Algebra.

Future Career: Time-Traveling; Musical Historian -- Future Problem: Keeps accidentally knowing spoilers for future history tests.

By day, he/she repairs watches worth millions of dollars. By night, he/she wrestles international villains while speaking fluent French for absolutely no reason.

Future Career: French-Speaking Secret Agent Watchmaker -- Fun Fact: Once fixed a watch during a football game halftime show.

He/she creates giant machines that solve incredibly tiny problems, like a robotic arm that flips textbook pages dramatically. The inventions become famous online after he/she accidentally builds a football-launching vending machine.

Future Career: Bestselling Author of Mathematical Mystery Novels -- Future Achievement: Creates a calculator bookmark that becomes internationally famous.

Future Career: Builder of Extremely Unnecessary Inventions -- Future Motto: “Yes, but what if we made it bigger?”

He/she designs impossible bike stunts for blockbuster films while also secretly running every theater light and sound system alone because “nobody else can do it correctly.”

He/she becomes the first person in history to win a gold medal while laughing the entire way down the mountain. Scientists study how he/she can survive crashes simply by finding everything hilarious.

After winning 14 consecutive history competitions, he/she is recruited by a secret organization to “fact-check the past.” He/she travels through time correcting tiny historical inaccuracies and marching in bands (secretly).

He/she designs a spacecraft but keeps sneaking rubber chickens into test launches “for morale.” Somehow, every silly idea he/she has ends up improving rocket performance. He/she invents a plane that can serve tacos safely during turbulence.

Future Career: NASA’s Official Chaos Engineer -- Future Achievement: First astronaut warned for excessive dad jokes in orbit.