By day, he/she repairs watches worth millions of dollars. By night, he/she wrestles international villains while speaking fluent French for absolutely no reason.

He/she becomes the first person in history to win a gold medal while laughing the entire way down the mountain. Scientists study how he/she can survive crashes simply by finding everything hilarious.

Future Career: Bestselling Author of Mathematical Mystery Novels -- Future Achievement: Creates a calculator bookmark that becomes internationally famous.

He/she creates giant machines that solve incredibly tiny problems, like a robotic arm that flips textbook pages dramatically. The inventions become famous online after he/she accidentally builds a football-launching vending machine.

Future Career: Time-Traveling; Musical Historian -- Future Problem: Keeps accidentally knowing spoilers for future history tests.

Future Career: International Soccer Statistician and Part-Time Pirate Accountant -- Future Achievement: Wins the Nobel Prize in “Applied Soccer Geometry.”

Future Career: NASA’s Official Chaos Engineer -- Future Achievement: First astronaut warned for excessive dad jokes in orbit.

After winning 14 consecutive history competitions, he/she is recruited by a secret organization to “fact-check the past.” He/she travels through time correcting tiny historical inaccuracies and marching in bands (secretly).

Future Career: Builder of Extremely Unnecessary Inventions -- Future Motto: “Yes, but what if we made it bigger?”

Future Career: Olympic Ski Comedian -- Special Skill: Can make an entire room laugh before 8:00 AM.

Future Career: Extreme Mountain Bike Stunt Coordinator for Action Movies -- Future Quote: “Did someone label the cables this time?”

He/she writes books about detectives who solve crimes using impossible equations and suspicious library records. The novels become so popular that schools accidentally assign them as homework for both English and Algebra.