Fern Fernwood furnishes ferns to the Church of the Eternal Journey’s worship services.

Leonard Linford lurched and swerved to the curb to avoid disturbing a herd of furry gerbils being pursued by surly serpents.

Would it make birds, worms, giraffes, turtles, and squirrels nervous if they were to learn they all had germs?

Nurse Teresa Perlman was amazed when she heard that Derwood Curtis, a world famous neurosurgeon, asked her to work with him in Newark, New Jersey.

Shirley was a beautiful girl with beautiful curls who wore beautiful pearls and beautiful skirts.

Milton Murray surprised his wife Myrtle with a new purple shirt, a new purple skirt, a new purple purse, a new fur coat, a lovely pearl necklace, and a llama that spits on her birthday.

Fernando’s jersey smells of the worst kind of perspiration, dirt, and stinky skunk squirts so he should burn it and buy a new shirt worth at least thirty bucks.

Perhaps I might urge you to get up the nerve to learn how to surf by the time you turn thirty.

The third tallest clown in the Twirly Town Circus likes to twirl turnips, turtles, urchins, and bank clerks in a circle.

I am certain that by Thursday July 1st I can purchase a ticket to circle the Earth in search of the world’s best burgers, curries, and gherkins!