I thought a thought but itwasn’t the thought you thought I thought. If the thought I thought had been the thought you thought, we would have thoroughly thought together.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

I wish to wish the wish you wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the butter’s bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter, but a bit of better butter will make my batter better. So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines

A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.