Have a secret admirer or be a secret admirer?

Valentine's Day or St. Patrick's Day?

Conversation hearts for teeth or Cupid's bow for lips?

East 100 conversation heart candies or 25 chocolates?

Eat 1,000 chocolates or pick 1,000 roses?

Get a huge teddy bear or huge box of chocolates?

A dozen red roses or 12 chocolate doughnuts?

Get an expensive gift or go on vacation?

Give out flowers or real hugs for 10 days?

Dress up as the Queen or Hearts or Cupid for the month of February?

Laugh uncontrollably or burst into tears whenever Valentine's Day is mentioned?

Eat heart-shaped dog treats or eat rose petals?

Have to always write with a red pen or pencil for the rest of your life or have to dot all of your “i”s and “j”s with hearts for the rest of your life?